Flash Yoke of the Day
Flash Joke of the Day
The film buff
“Foreign film festival” or “Porn film festival”? Very tricky way how to make your husband come with you everywhere you want. Just say those magic words because man hears only things he wants to hear and he will be yours.
- Current rating 3.11/5
Gettin pumped
Very effective programme to lose weight for fat men. First session – if you catch sexy girl with big tits then you will have to screw her. On a second day session you will need to run very quickly. Because if you will be catched you will be screwed by ...
- Current rating 3.44/5
Amouranth: The Game (Sp0ns0red)
Ever wanted to control and strip the hottest game streamer on the planet?! Amouranth: The Game gives you the power to make her do anything you want. Play Free Now!
- Current rating 5.00/5
Blonde ambition
Two sexy blonde girls are trying to fix their car by blowing into exhaust pipe. Very interesting view how they are going to do it. Another joke about blondes.
- Current rating 2.97/5
Sperm-a-Cide
Very interesting situation when one guy decided to make a joke on his friend. He came into the sperm bank with gun and mask on his face and asked her to open the safe while she was trying to explain that it is sperm bank not money bank.
- Current rating 2.59/5
Betrayed
Man came home and cought his sexy wife in bed with his best friend. He said to his wife:”Get the hell out of here!” But what he said to his best friend? He said:”Bad dog! Bad dog!”
- Current rating 2.42/5
Clown face
Two clowns are having blowjob with two hot chicks. How blonde reacts when clown cums in her mouth? Watch this flash joke.
- Current rating 2.93/5
Pilot Error
Pilot in airplane was talking about new sexy stewardess and about his plans to fuck but before he will make a shit. Unfortunately he forgot to switch off the microphone and everyone in the plane heard what he has said.
- Current rating 3.14/5
Bank deposit
Sexy bank girl don’t know the difference between bank robbery and office party. When a robber comes to bank to take money she opens her legs...
- Current rating 2.89/5
Voodoo Penis
Be careful with voodoo penis! Man who bought voodoo penis was stopped by the policeman on his way home and the policeman was wondering what is woodoo penis. He said the wrong words and voodoo penis started to work.
- Current rating 2.75/5
Dummy up
What kind of jokes can make sexy blond girl get angry? Watch how blonde chick is trying to prove that she is smart enough.
- Current rating 2.45/5
Close shave
If you can’t open your cunt as wide as your mouth then there is no point to ask your man to shave your pussy. He will ask your pussy to say: “oo...”
- Current rating 3.15/5
Lip service
Every man in the world have dreamed about hospital like this. All you have to do is to say to doctor that you have disease on your dick or balls. When you will get to this hospital you will get lip service from hot girl.
- Current rating 2.84/5
For whom the bell tolls
If you want to check your sexual orientation just try to go through one test that all priest’s are going through. For whom the bell tolls - that's the gay. :)
- Current rating 3.19/5
Deja Goo
Sometimes men in strip clubs should think about where they are sitting and what kind of men are sitting behind them while watching stripper dancing. Otherwise you may go home smeary by another wrought-up man.
- Current rating 3.17/5
Good Vibrations
If you don’t want those good vibrations to stop then you should think about good batteries. Very sexy commercial. Maybe it could be a good idea for you own future commercial.
- Current rating 3.01/5
Amouranth: The Game (Sp0ns0red)
Ever wanted to control and strip the hottest game streamer on the planet?! Amouranth: The Game gives you the power to make her do anything you want. Play Free Now!
- Current rating 5.00/5
Reality check
Do you think that all the women in the world are naturally beautiful? Not really. They have everything false but despite this they wish to meet a real man. Watch how natural woman becomes false.
- Current rating 2.67/5
Trailer trashed
Man gets up early to go to his lovers trailer to make a surprise because he is in love. When he gets there he sees his lover cheating him. He is so shocked but who is his lover? Man or woman?
- Current rating 3.86/5
Thoughtful
Joke about blonde sexy girls. She is trying to find a card but she can’t choose the right one. When salesman comes to help her you can listen to very funny conversation and laugh about her stupidity.
- Current rating 3.10/5
The burning bush
Recommendation for married women – don’t cheat on your husband’s! Who knows, what plans have that man upstairs.
- Current rating 2.94/5
Ladies of the night
Vampire sexy girls are having oral sex on the street at night. But there’s one witness. You shouldn’t think that you would love to be in his place.
- Current rating 3.19/5
The Chat
What would you say if your daughter asks you: “What is sex?” You’ll see the best way how to explain to your kids what is sex.
- Current rating 3.15/5
Chunks
Three sexy girls are discussing last night sex adventures. One of them fucked with bar tender, second fucked with whole music band but third fucked with Chunks. But who is Chunks?
- Current rating 2.89/5
Legal age riding hood
Redhead wanted to see her granny but her mother told her:”You stupid bitch! Bad wolf will put off your little red dress, little red panties and fuck you!” But she didn’t listen and anyway went out of home. Watch what happened next.
- Current rating 3.22/5
Fingered
New way how to combine enjoyable with necessary. When you feel sick and need to throw up just ask someone to put finger in your ass.
- Current rating 3.32/5
The Drunk
Drunk man is trying to tangle with one man in restaurant. He offends his mother saying that he fucked her hardly, and when he put his dick in her ass she was screaming like a pig. But everything that that boy answers is:”Go home dad! You are drunk enough!”
- Current rating 2.43/5
The horny stripper
Horny stripper will show you some tricks which she is going to do by her ass and ass hole. Where else can you find any stripper doing so sexy things?
- Current rating 3.12/5
Salesman
Stupid sexy blonde girl went to the sex boutique to buy a dildo. Salesman offered her a large assortment of dildos from the smallest ones to the biggest. But she decided to pay $100 for thermos bottle.
- Current rating 2.78/5
Burned again
It’s better to go to heaven not to hell. But if you get in hell don’t let your eyes to cheat you that sexy girl will do blowjob for you. You will be in her place.
- Current rating 2.86/5
Jerkmate: The Game (Sp0ns0red)
Ever wanted to control and strip the hottest game streamers on the planet?! Jerkmate: The Game gives you the power to make them do anything you want. Play Free Now!
- Current rating 5.00/5
Crank Case
Maternity hospital! :) Old man has very young wife. Nurse asks: "how do you do it?", man says: "you got to keep the old engin runnin'!". After nine months same situation. In 4th accouchement borns black-skined child and nurse says: "You better change the oil - this one is black!" :D
- Current rating 3.18/5
Slick Trick
Magicians can make cards disappear and to appear. They can make this trick with everything. If he pays you $100 to touch your sexy wife’s boobs then don’t trust him because not only cards can disappear but money also.
- Current rating 2.89/5