Flash Yoke of the Day
Flash Joke of the Day
The film buff
“Foreign film festival” or “Porn film festival”? Very tricky way how to make your husband come with you everywhere you want. Just say those magic words because man hears only things he wants to hear and he will be yours.
- Current rating 3.10/5
Chunks
Three sexy girls are discussing last night sex adventures. One of them fucked with bar tender, second fucked with whole music band but third fucked with Chunks. But who is Chunks?
- Current rating 2.89/5
Amouranth: The Game (Sp0ns0red)
Ever wanted to control and strip the hottest game streamer on the planet?! Amouranth: The Game gives you the power to make her do anything you want. Play Free Now!
- Current rating 5.00/5
For whom the bell tolls
If you want to check your sexual orientation just try to go through one test that all priest’s are going through. For whom the bell tolls - that's the gay. :)
- Current rating 3.19/5
Sperm-a-Cide
Very interesting situation when one guy decided to make a joke on his friend. He came into the sperm bank with gun and mask on his face and asked her to open the safe while she was trying to explain that it is sperm bank not money bank.
- Current rating 2.59/5
Betrayed
Man came home and cought his sexy wife in bed with his best friend. He said to his wife:”Get the hell out of here!” But what he said to his best friend? He said:”Bad dog! Bad dog!”
- Current rating 2.42/5
The horny stripper
Horny stripper will show you some tricks which she is going to do by her ass and ass hole. Where else can you find any stripper doing so sexy things?
- Current rating 3.12/5
Pilot Error
Pilot in airplane was talking about new sexy stewardess and about his plans to fuck but before he will make a shit. Unfortunately he forgot to switch off the microphone and everyone in the plane heard what he has said.
- Current rating 3.14/5
Dummy up
What kind of jokes can make sexy blond girl get angry? Watch how blonde chick is trying to prove that she is smart enough.
- Current rating 2.46/5
Voodoo Penis
Be careful with voodoo penis! Man who bought voodoo penis was stopped by the policeman on his way home and the policeman was wondering what is woodoo penis. He said the wrong words and voodoo penis started to work.
- Current rating 2.75/5
Toaster Girl
This girl wants not only to have a refund for a bad toaster but also asks to grab her tits. She likes her tits to be squeezed when gets fucked.
- Current rating 2.42/5
Crank Case
Maternity hospital! :) Old man has very young wife. Nurse asks: "how do you do it?", man says: "you got to keep the old engin runnin'!". After nine months same situation. In 4th accouchement borns black-skined child and nurse says: "You better change the oil - this one is black!" :D
- Current rating 3.18/5
Lip service
Every man in the world have dreamed about hospital like this. All you have to do is to say to doctor that you have disease on your dick or balls. When you will get to this hospital you will get lip service from hot girl.
- Current rating 2.84/5
Opportunity knockers
Are you wily enough to have sex with two teenage girls together? Do you want to know how to get their fathers permission? Then watch this.
- Current rating 3.16/5
Wasted wish
If you want all women in the world to find you irresistible, then don’t forget to add one word – sexy women. Because genie from the bottle will realize it word for word.
- Current rating 2.79/5
Blonde ambition
Two sexy blonde girls are trying to fix their car by blowing into exhaust pipe. Very interesting view how they are going to do it. Another joke about blondes.
- Current rating 2.97/5
Lust Goddess (Sp0ns0red)
Assemble your unique squad of sexy mercenary girls. Earn their love and trust, and they will show you their gratitude by bringing your wildest and lewdest fantasies to life! Play Free Now!
- Current rating 5.00/5
Deja Goo
Sometimes men in strip clubs should think about where they are sitting and what kind of men are sitting behind them while watching stripper dancing. Otherwise you may go home smeary by another wrought-up man.
- Current rating 3.17/5
Trailer trashed
Man gets up early to go to his lovers trailer to make a surprise because he is in love. When he gets there he sees his lover cheating him. He is so shocked but who is his lover? Man or woman?
- Current rating 3.86/5
Thoughtful
Joke about blonde sexy girls. She is trying to find a card but she can’t choose the right one. When salesman comes to help her you can listen to very funny conversation and laugh about her stupidity.
- Current rating 3.10/5
Overdrive
You won’t get far in a stolen car especially if your passengers are not enough patient and stupid. Hot and sexy lady sitting next to you won’t help you either.
- Current rating 2.58/5
The burning bush
Recommendation for married women – don’t cheat on your husband’s! Who knows, what plans have that man upstairs.
- Current rating 2.94/5
Ladies of the night
Vampire sexy girls are having oral sex on the street at night. But there’s one witness. You shouldn’t think that you would love to be in his place.
- Current rating 3.19/5
Shurlick Holmes - the sore whore
If you feel pain all over your body in every place you touch yourself then you should visit horny Shurlik Holmes. He will definitely find out what has happened to you after researching your naked body.
- Current rating 2.52/5
Legal age riding hood
Redhead wanted to see her granny but her mother told her:”You stupid bitch! Bad wolf will put off your little red dress, little red panties and fuck you!” But she didn’t listen and anyway went out of home. Watch what happened next.
- Current rating 3.22/5
Farm Tools
Sexy farm girl will show for girls how to use orgasm pills. But men from farm will show you how to use bottle of milk as a dick enlarger.
- Current rating 2.88/5
The Drunk
Drunk man is trying to tangle with one man in restaurant. He offends his mother saying that he fucked her hardly, and when he put his dick in her ass she was screaming like a pig. But everything that that boy answers is:”Go home dad! You are drunk enough!”
- Current rating 2.43/5
Fingered
New way how to combine enjoyable with necessary. When you feel sick and need to throw up just ask someone to put finger in your ass.
- Current rating 3.32/5
Salesman
Stupid sexy blonde girl went to the sex boutique to buy a dildo. Salesman offered her a large assortment of dildos from the smallest ones to the biggest. But she decided to pay $100 for thermos bottle.
- Current rating 2.78/5
Pain in the ass
You will be really surprised about what can be the main reasons for pain in your ass. If you want to know how to free yourself from it just watch a video. Our hero doctor remains a serial about Emergency - E. R. starring George Clooney :)
- Current rating 3.59/5
Amouranth: The Game (Sp0ns0red)
Ever wanted to control and strip the hottest game streamer on the planet?! Amouranth: The Game gives you the power to make her do anything you want. Play Free Now!
- Current rating 5.00/5
Bitch
Never try to demand a divorce and to say everything you think about your husband when you are in car with him, especially when he is at the wheel.
- Current rating 2.67/5
Slick Trick
Magicians can make cards disappear and to appear. They can make this trick with everything. If he pays you $100 to touch your sexy wife’s boobs then don’t trust him because not only cards can disappear but money also.
- Current rating 2.89/5